Planet Dyne

A giant DDoS attack on happiness has been launched. This is stirring up a lot of concern around the galaxy. Dynes from everywhere are organizing defenses.

Yet again, Earth passed the arbitrary point of it's orbit around the sun. But every day is good moment for introspection, and every second is the right time to change something we don't like about ourselves.

Fun is scarce! Let it free, you are not the enemy. Dyne Your Negative Energy! Nobody knows how long's the run. Jah bless it ain't the end, fellow dyne.

Planet Dyne is a large body in space. Nobody knows exactly how large as it sometimes expands and sometimes contracts. But what constitutes this planet are the inhabitants, the dynes.

Welcome, fellow dyne! Ready for Episode 12 of our newsletter? The brave inhabitants of planet Dyne are making monumental strides. They’re reclaiming control over their internet, breaking free from the clutches of Planet Corporate!